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An easy Guessing game BLUFFFFFFFF

You’ve probably done these things, but can you guess what they are? Answers below.

Get a piercing

Purchase a professional stabbing service with the goal of complete impalement of a specified area of the body.

Kiss

That body part used for food consumption and chatter? For some reason, it also gets smooshed up against other people’s faces.

Shave

Remove body parts in an attempt to conform to conventional beauty norms.

Name

Attribute sounds to tiny humans as a means of identification.

Clap

Allow our own hands to slap each other repeatedly and noisily as a sign of approval.

Art

Arrange colors and lines across surfaces because it looks cool.

Read

Stare at dead, graffitied trees for the purpose of acquiring pleasure or knowledge.

The Bluff is a humorous and satirical section published in the Loyolan. All quotes attributed to real figures are completely fabricated; persons otherwise mentioned are completely fictional.

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