You’ve probably done these things, but can you guess what they are? Answers below.
Get a piercing
Purchase a professional stabbing service with the goal of complete impalement of a specified area of the body.
That body part used for food consumption and chatter? For some reason, it also gets smooshed up against other people’s faces.
Remove body parts in an attempt to conform to conventional beauty norms.
Attribute sounds to tiny humans as a means of identification.
Allow our own hands to slap each other repeatedly and noisily as a sign of approval.
Arrange colors and lines across surfaces because it looks cool.
Stare at dead, graffitied trees for the purpose of acquiring pleasure or knowledge.
The Bluff is a humorous and satirical section published in the Loyolan. All quotes attributed to real figures are completely fabricated; persons otherwise mentioned are completely fictional.