Just like your leftist friend who won’t get off their high horse keeps reminding you, the government is still not united under a Biden presidency. If it was, we wouldn't have people like Ted Cruz trying to force a cover of "Imagine" on your eardrums.
Can avoiding COVID-19 outweigh catching kindness?
Throughout the past year in quarantine, many have had newfound time to take up hobbies. Whether it be drawing or cooking, these activities have helped people spend time away from the computer screen and enhance their lives. However, as many businesses and centers return to in-person work and…
The Bluff reporting team typically covers human, emotional stories. We strive to search out individuals and stories that evoke a very human experience. One of these is the tale of one man’s search for the love his father never gave him. This man’s yearning and striving for affection has led …
Find out if you spent the holidays being a gift-giving superspender or an inconsiderate superspreader.
Who were the real victims of Wednesday's insurrection?
If you ever feel burnt out, Bluff reader, never do what this exasperated student did.
Although the Kiwibots that roam campus may appear innocent and carefree, there is malice and anger within them that reached a boiling point over the weekend.
Note from The Phantom: Ensure that you read this in a vaguely operatic voice that is velvety yet menacing, but also implies a writer with above-average pectoral muscles.
