The Bluff is a humorous and satirical section published in the Loyolan. All quotes attributed to real figures are completely fabricated; persons otherwise mentioned are completely fictional.

Fun things to try this spring season

Sick of the same-old same-old? Here's your chance to get things shakin'. New season, new you, or whatever. Peek below at a fun list of new things everyone should try.

Drop out

Wanna be edgy, cool and spontaneous? Drop out of college in only a few minutes by venturing up to the Dean’s office to participate in their newly offered "In-and-Out" program. It is designed to make spaces for students still packed inside overflow housing closets, so now dropping out is easier than ever! Just sign, date and voila. Grab a complimentary In-N-Out burger as you leave. Tuition fees still apply.

Post middle school photos

Show off your old brace-face self, along with those nerdy clothes and that wacky haircut. Got any old journals? Maybe post some pics of those too. We’d love to know what that 13-year-old noggin of yours was up to.

Spring clean, 2.0

Time for a re-new-vation? Don’t just clean out your closet — clean out your life. Adios to the boyfriends, kale smoothies and annoying pet hamsters that no longer serve you. Sick of homework? Don’t do it. Feelin’ tired? Go to bed. Quit your job, move to Fiji, whatever you’re feeling. Clean out the clutter and follow your heart.

The Bluff is a humorous and satirical section published in the Loyolan. All quotes attributed to real figures are completely fabricated; persons otherwise mentioned are completely fictional.

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