The Bluff is a humorous and satirical section published in the Loyolan. All quotes attributed to real figures are completely fabricated; persons otherwise mentioned are completely fictional.

Last week, University Hall’s escalators stopped working, leaving dozens of students trapped until help could arrive. Due to a lack of knowledge on how to navigate broken escalators, until the escalators are up and working again, all classes on the lower floors have been relocated. Check posting on 4th floor for specific classroom information.

The Bluff is a humorous and satirical section published in the Loyolan. All quotes attributed to real figures are completely fabricated; persons otherwise mentioned are completely fictional.

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