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The Napping Club. Meets daily Monday through Friday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. in various comfy sections of the library. Napping experience is recommended.

Republican Club. While they don’t have meeting times yet, they will as soon as they have someone join. Currently their membership status is 0.

Cool Kids Club. They meet when the outside temperature reaches 80 degrees or above and participate in various cool activities such as ice baths and locking one another in walk-in freezers.

Rainbow club. This is an LGBTQIADCG+ club that also accepts dogs, cats and goats of any gender or sexual orientation. They meet during rainstorms. Prisms required.

If none of these are your cup of tea, consider making your own club! It’s always great to get involved.

The Bluff is a humorous and satirical section published in the Loyolan. All quotes attributed to real figures are completely fabricated; persons otherwise mentioned are completely fictional.

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