The Bluff Archives October 2017

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Recent research on internet trends have revealed that college students are spending on average 90 percent of their time on the web taking and sharing personality quizzes. The Bluff has collected the quizzes with the highest traffic and condensed them into this highly scientific list for the …

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Gary McCombs, father of two current LMU students, was reported missing one week ago by his wife and children. Public Safety is currently investigating the situation.

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Halloween is right around the corner, and we know you don’t want to be the one wearing something lame and basic, or something that looks like you put too much time into. Maybe you’re stuck between something provocative or something scary. Maybe you’re trying to win a contest at LMU for scari…

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Hannon Library announced that they will be adopting illegal video piracy streaming sites as part of their online catalog. The existing licensed video streaming resources ‘Swank Digital Campus’ and ‘Kanopy Streaming’ as well as complementary on-campus student access to HBO will be discontinue…

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The social dynamic at LMU will be changing soon after AOL announced the death of AIM, an instant messaging service, which will be effective beginning Dec. 15, 2017.

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Advice from the Bluff's drug dealer on why you should grow weed at LMU.

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This year marks the sixth decade that KXLU has been playing bops on the airwaves for the Los Angeles area, and the station isn’t going to celebrate in just any old way. They have made a deal with the devil and BMG Rights Management to only play music from renowned post-grunge band, Nickelbac…

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The Bluff is a humorous and satirical section published in the Loyolan. All quotes attributed to real figures are completely fabricated; persons otherwise mentioned are completely fictional.

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For some, the increasing abundance of pumpkins in the fall is not a signal to plan Halloween outfits or bake some pumpkin spice desserts, but rather an ominous sign of midterms. In an effort to push their student body to their academic limits, LMU's Academic Resource Center (ARC) will be off…

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In an effort to spice up attendance before the coming holiday season, and keeping with the theme of Halloween, the Burns Recreation Center has decided to allot the hours of 8 p.m.-11 p.m. to a new program aimed at making people feel more welcome at the gym called “Darker Environment Aims To …

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'Tis the spiciest season of them all: fall! And everyone knows, along with fall comes pumpkin spice everything. Coffee, bread, muffins, eggs, pasta, zucchini, almond milk, that delicious blend of spices somehow goes with every single food item on any menu. Every. Don't fight me on this.

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The Department of Public Safety (DPS) has been overwhelmed with calls this week regarding rather unusual disturbances on campus. Raccoons have been reported to be jumping out of trees onto students walking to and from class. The hottest location for these raccoon kamikazes seems to be on Pal…



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