LMU students have started taking their self-deprecating humor too literally. During the stressful mid-term season, students tend to be harder on themselves; some get down in the dumps about their grade point average but these students are taking it to a new level. There have been multiple ac…
The Bluff Archives February 2018
It’s midterm season once again and professors are most exhausted by the flood of essays and exams to grade. In their monthly academic conference with this month's theme "making our jobs easier," department chairs collectively voted to end tradition and instead impose a single final project f…
Southern California and the Bluff have been seeing unusually cold weather this past week. Daily highs are hitting 60 degrees which gets a tad chilly when those bluff winds start messing up your hair.
Perhaps you have heard of the “Hidden Mickey”; it’s a sort of hide-and-go-seek game that Disney plays with their guests. So, the next time you’re at Disneyland, you might want to take a little look around for a familiar figure hidden throughout the park. There are little Mickeys hiding in th…
Norovirus isn’t the only thing contagious to come out of the PyeongChang Olympics. Curling fever has swept LMU as the latest sports craze.
For all the complex news events breaking daily, there are bulletins boasting top notch journalism, keeping the facts straight and the big picture intact. This is not that bulletin.
If you tune into KXLU’s late night call-in advice show and hear Siri, it’s not your ears playing a trick on you. The AI personal assistant is the latest radio personality for our campus station that prides itself of championing the student's voice.
The Winter Olympics are in full swing in Pyeongchang and we’re seeing incredible displays of athleticism from the U.S.A. curling team as they beat team Canada.
It has come to the attention of Student Housing that the rat infestation that was in the McCarthy building was actually the result of a cluster of pet rats gone wild.
Valentine’s Day has traditionally been a day of love, chocolates and an incredible amount of cutesy pictures that any single person would scoff at. The past decade has been rough for Valentine’s Day due to an increase in social media presence.
This Valentine’s Day, we have made it our mission here at The Bluff to help students find those missed connections that happen so often in the hectic and vast expanse of our campus. Every single day, we receive word that another potential love union has fallen by the wayside because someone …
We’ve already given our recommendations for the top five places around campus to bring your date, but it’s been a few days after Valentine’s Day and your spontaneous fling is beginning to stink as much as unrefrigerated fish. Here at the Bluff, we’ve complied the best break-up locations wher…
For all the complex news events breaking daily, there are bulletins boasting top-notch journalism keeping the facts straight and the big picture intact. This is not that bulletin.
You’ve already given boring flowers, dull chocolate and cheap jewelry. If you think your relationship is mature or rocky enough, why not gift away the seed of life itself? On Valentine’s Day only, the West Hollywood Sperm Bank hosts its annual extravaganza of affection.
Are you looking for some love advice for Valentine’s Day? Go no further, because here I am, your resident Love Expert. I’ve been known to be the best at with everything from one month relationships to long term “Why am I still here” relationships. Here are some reader submitted questions ans…
A new study released by the Department of Independent Couple Courtship (DICC) revealed that the standards of acceptable courtship are way below what was considered "gentlemanly" in past years.
Things haven’t been so fine and dandy on the Bluff this past week after a couple riots broke out around campus.
Students rushing between classes are sorely aware of the long distance between University Hall and the rest of campus. Those without a car who actually follow the daytime dismount policy are especially vocal about inconveniently sprinting everywhere. Believe it or not, LMU does hear your com…
For all the complex news events breaking daily, there are bulletins boasting top notch journalism keeping the facts straight and the big picture intact. This is not that bulletin.
Lots of money was made and lost this weekend among the stock market’s massive losses, crypto currencies doing terrible, the Patriots’ loss and, most importantly, the black market trading going on behind the scenes at Puppy Bowl XIV.
An under-appreciated hero in American communities, the crossing guard risks life and sunburns alongside inconveniencing drivers to ensure pedestrian safety. Why do they clock in day after day? Not for the glory, but for their people.
Some people may think that it’s all fun and games being married to a president. Well, I have some news for you. It is! I love my husband. He did so much good for this country. No one could dispute the employment and stock market numbers. I don’t believe any other man could have influenced th…
The Department of Public Safety had to intervene with freshman couple George Olson and Taylor White this weekend after multiple reports of some loud and rather annoying “conversation” in Founder’s Pavillion.
Picture this: It’s a Friday night and you just got paid. You have big bucks to spend and you know you’re gonna ball out hard. You’re going out to dinner with your man’s/woman’s and then you’re definitely meeting up with the crew at Cinco afterwards. Oh, and let’s not forget the new fit you b…
Last Sunday saw LMU host its 37th Annual Wine Classic Fundraiser, pairing together two subjects students don’t have to be taught about: high-tuition rates and intoxication. Open to the public, the fundraiser attracted openhanded donors comfortable with getting sloshed on a college basketball…
For all the complex news events breaking daily, there are bulletins boasting top notch journalism keeping the facts straight and the big picture intact. This is not that bulletin.