Dear Mr. and Mrs. Miller,
The Bluff Archives September 2021
Although you love them, family can be a headache at times. No one understands this better than Iggy the Lion.
SpaceX's Inspiration4 crew discovered to be flat-earthers; team demands abandonment of mission due to conflict with religious beliefs
History was just made by four civilians, and now they want out of it.
If you ever feel burnt out, Bluff reader, never do what this exasperated student did.
Although the Kiwibots that roam campus may appear innocent and carefree, there is malice and anger within them that reached a boiling point over the weekend.
Note from The Phantom: Ensure that you read this in a vaguely operatic voice that is velvety yet menacing, but also implies a writer with above-average pectoral muscles.
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With the recent success of The Super Mario Bros Movie, Nintendo has decided to capitalize on popular demand for a more intimate storyline between Bowser and Luigi by announcing a steamy spinoff film!
LMU’s airport-inspired moving sidewalk will remind students to fly as far away as possible.